Dosti ka naya funda

1. You should not have friends who are committed
2. If you have then you should not meet the person your friend is in love with
3. If you do then you should not become his/her friend as well
4. If you ignore previous 3 then get ready to get jacked!

Did I hear you asking why?

Simple! Current make’n’break statistics in love stories suggest that the probability of breaking the affair now or in near future is much higher as compared to yesteryears.

So prepare yourself for the eventualities. If the anticipated break indeed happens (high probability mind you; nothing has changed from previous sentence!) then you want to lend only one shoulder to crying friend. You can shift the weight from time to time you know and you won’t have any joint ailments.

Consider where both were your friends. Both your shoulders are gone and orthopeds and shrinks are having a gala time! Orthopeds coz suddenly you have developed a shoulder pain and shrinks because you are going mad emotionally (what did you think, for the break-up couple…you fool what did I get the shoulder pain for??)

Got it now? Yeah well only one case where you can ignore the initial advice….

Only when you yourself are in love with the person your friend loves! Just kidding…!

I am single. Thank god for small mercies!