Accused for: Committed one of the biggest blunders a person can ever commit.
Defendant played guilty.
Court adjourned till next hearing in which the penalty would be declared. However the offence committed is so grave that parliament and legal advisory board is thinking id including it in the list of criminal offenses.
I actually went and saw (or tried to see....) 'Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna' by a supposed to be director called one Mr. Karan Johar.
Story on part of the defendant:
That f***** thing sucked big time. Sure. So much so that 4 people (including me - the defendant) left 10 or 15 minutes after the interval.
Preity and Shahrukh are married. Sharukh meets Rani in some park (arbit meet as typical of KJ movies) just before she is supposed to marry and sitting in full wedding clothes in park. (Point to be noted here is he is already married for 5 long years) He advises her to go and marry. So does she and ties the knot with Abhishek. Then when he is out of the park, he meets with accident and injures his leg for life. Since he was a football player before that, now it is obvious that he cannot play football. So a level of bitterness creeps in him. So far so good.
Some years later, they meet again (And the trauma starts.......for audience....not actors). Because of his son and with some typical third grade KJ jokes. Some damn chemistry strikes once again and since they are dissatisfied with their respective partners, the storyline starts. OK let us get this straight. He is unsatisfied because Preity is more successful than him. (As a matter of fact she never bosses around. But still....). Rani is unsatisfied because Abhishek is interested in parties. (But point again he always wishes that she accompany him to the parties but she always refuses).
Bottomline: Marriages in DANGER!!
Point to be noted my lord is that it is typical....dont get the notion that it is something different just because it is in Caps. (Its in caps coz I want to complete this blog. Otherwise the danger persists that writing about this damn thing, it is so boring that I might never complete my post)
But the efforts to save marriages is seen only on the parts of Preity and Abhishek. Though we see Rani and Shahrukh to try and make some efforts, all they end up doing is: Shahrukh takes Rani to some sex shop to get her some sexy lingerie so that she can look sexy and Rani tries to teach him some lessons which Abhishek seems to practice with her and in the process she herself gets "lost" (Only if you know what I mean). See......I told you it is unbelievable!!
So I left at this point (which was something like 15 minutes after the interval). But you read on as I narrate the story as i heard it from some friend. In the process of having some damage control done for their marraiges, they only end up sleeping with each other. (Point to be noted my lord is when Abhishek who is her husband and in opinion of many, handsome than SRK, wants to make love to her she refuses it on the grounds that there are many more things than just sex). Basically they are losers as all of you juries must have guessed by now.
Saving grace: Good old pillar of Hindi cinema.......Amitabh Bachchan. (Though his character is shown to be a lil frivelous)
As story by defendant comes to close, the next court session begins. Members of the honourable jury are ready with their opinion and comments.
Jury: As defendant has already played guilty, the possibility of doubting that never existed. However considering the fact that he has already undergone more punishment than required, as per the Indian law, he need not be punished again. Watching a KJ movie is a punishment in itself. Also as per the utilaterian theory, for greatest good of greatest number of people and considering the social implications of such movies, the bench of this jury feels that permission to KJ for producing/directing movies should be reconsidered. The jury stands unanimous in it decision. Decision awarded 14-0.
P.S. This is a good revenge technique however to suggest your enemy to go and watch the movie as battles could be won without a bullet.
Defendant played guilty.
Court adjourned till next hearing in which the penalty would be declared. However the offence committed is so grave that parliament and legal advisory board is thinking id including it in the list of criminal offenses.
I actually went and saw (or tried to see....) 'Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna' by a supposed to be director called one Mr. Karan Johar.
Story on part of the defendant:
That f***** thing sucked big time. Sure. So much so that 4 people (including me - the defendant) left 10 or 15 minutes after the interval.
Preity and Shahrukh are married. Sharukh meets Rani in some park (arbit meet as typical of KJ movies) just before she is supposed to marry and sitting in full wedding clothes in park. (Point to be noted here is he is already married for 5 long years) He advises her to go and marry. So does she and ties the knot with Abhishek. Then when he is out of the park, he meets with accident and injures his leg for life. Since he was a football player before that, now it is obvious that he cannot play football. So a level of bitterness creeps in him. So far so good.
Some years later, they meet again (And the trauma starts.......for audience....not actors). Because of his son and with some typical third grade KJ jokes. Some damn chemistry strikes once again and since they are dissatisfied with their respective partners, the storyline starts. OK let us get this straight. He is unsatisfied because Preity is more successful than him. (As a matter of fact she never bosses around. But still....). Rani is unsatisfied because Abhishek is interested in parties. (But point again he always wishes that she accompany him to the parties but she always refuses).
Bottomline: Marriages in DANGER!!
Point to be noted my lord is that it is typical....dont get the notion that it is something different just because it is in Caps. (Its in caps coz I want to complete this blog. Otherwise the danger persists that writing about this damn thing, it is so boring that I might never complete my post)
But the efforts to save marriages is seen only on the parts of Preity and Abhishek. Though we see Rani and Shahrukh to try and make some efforts, all they end up doing is: Shahrukh takes Rani to some sex shop to get her some sexy lingerie so that she can look sexy and Rani tries to teach him some lessons which Abhishek seems to practice with her and in the process she herself gets "lost" (Only if you know what I mean). See......I told you it is unbelievable!!
So I left at this point (which was something like 15 minutes after the interval). But you read on as I narrate the story as i heard it from some friend. In the process of having some damage control done for their marraiges, they only end up sleeping with each other. (Point to be noted my lord is when Abhishek who is her husband and in opinion of many, handsome than SRK, wants to make love to her she refuses it on the grounds that there are many more things than just sex). Basically they are losers as all of you juries must have guessed by now.
Saving grace: Good old pillar of Hindi cinema.......Amitabh Bachchan. (Though his character is shown to be a lil frivelous)
As story by defendant comes to close, the next court session begins. Members of the honourable jury are ready with their opinion and comments.
Jury: As defendant has already played guilty, the possibility of doubting that never existed. However considering the fact that he has already undergone more punishment than required, as per the Indian law, he need not be punished again. Watching a KJ movie is a punishment in itself. Also as per the utilaterian theory, for greatest good of greatest number of people and considering the social implications of such movies, the bench of this jury feels that permission to KJ for producing/directing movies should be reconsidered. The jury stands unanimous in it decision. Decision awarded 14-0.
P.S. This is a good revenge technique however to suggest your enemy to go and watch the movie as battles could be won without a bullet.
1 comment:
omg.. you are so right! i saw the movie today. i wasn't really bored, to be honest, but it really sucks
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